A blind journalist can add another job to his résumé — film critic.

Tommy Edison, a traffic reporter for Star 99.9 in Connecticut, has launched blindfilmcritic.com, where he’ll review flicks, with an eye toward dialogue, sound and music.

He really enjoyed “Crazy, Stupid, Love,” giving it “three and a half out of four eyes open!”

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You don’t often get to say the words “I do” and “not guilty” during the same court appearance.

Accused drug dealer Tharvin Benitez got hitched to pregnant gal pal Jessica Ortiz in a quickie ceremony during his pretrial hearing in Wheaton, Ill.

Defense lawyer Robert Duffy put the ring on Ortiz because Benitez wasn’t allowed to touch his bride under court rules.

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He’ll soon be dropping anchor in federal prison.

Rick Ehlert, 44, of Thousand Oaks, Calif., pleaded guilty to drunkenly breaking into a restricted area of a cruise ship in 2010 and dropping its anchor.

He now faces up to 20 years in the brig .

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A California bird-brain was busted for feeding pigeons.

Charles Douglas, 59, had been repeatedly warned by Burbank cops to stop dishing out bird seed to pigeons, because the flying rats pose a threat to planes at nearby Bob Hope Airport said.

Douglas was booked for creating a public nuisance and violating court orders.

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The crew of a Tulsa, Okla., radio station is suing a local restaurant after its cook allegedly poisoned their lunch.

Four members of “The Billy Madison Show” said they suffered nausea and severe headaches after a luncheon meeting at Red Robin.

The offending cook has been suspended by Red Robin. He allegedly wrote about his stomach-churning act on the Facebook page of a rival radio station.