This 61-year-old citizen is still alive and literally kicking — a football.

Alan Moore left school in 1968 to fight in Vietnam. He recently decided not only to go back for his college degree — but also to join the school’s football team.

He enrolled at Faulkner University in Montgomery, Ala., tried out, and will take the field as a placekicker.

He’s the oldest college player in the National Association of Intercollegiate Athletics, if not in the entire country.

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This art installation is sure to create a buzz.

British artist Anne Brodie has installed her latest work, “Bee Box,” in a London square.

It features live bumblebees and is designed to be a stinging commentary “on the fragility of [bee] communities.”

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He should have channeled DSK.

A 51-year-old Frenchman was ordered to pay $14,000 in damages to his ex-wife for not having enough sex with her during their 21-year marriage.

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That’s just batty.

There was no sign of Dracula, but students in Transylvania got a visit from dozens of bats that flapped through their classroom.

The kids at Csiky Gergely High School, in the Romanian city of Arad, were about to take an exam when the bats suddenly started flying.

Transylvania was home to Vlad the Impaler, who inspired Bram Stoker’s “Dracula.”

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Horns for the horny!

Two Australians were busted in Portugal for trying to smuggle more than $500,000 of rhino horns out of the country.

Probers say the father and son may have swiped six of the specimens from a museum and planned to sell them in China, where many believe they can boost sexual prowess when taken in powdered form.