A man in Tampa, Fla., made a bid for Dumbest Crook of the Year when he tried to steal a pickup truck from an accident scene that was swarming with cops.

Colby Wade Cardoso allegedly tried to steal the vehicle after its owner got out to talk to officers as a witness to the wreck. He was quickly caught, which was a good thing — the victim’s kid was in the back seat.

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A radio station in Ottawa, Canada, is catching heat for holding an on-air contest in which listeners can win a new baby.

Called simply “Win a Baby,” Hot 89.9’s contest is offering free fertility treatments to the lucky winner. The prize is said to be worth $35,000.

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This carjacker faced justice before he was even busted.

When the thief jumped on a Kansas City woman’s car and demanded the vehicle at gunpoint, the driver did not give in.

Instead, she drove — with the crook on the hood — at high speed to the nearest police station and then crashed into the building. The thief suffered minor injuries.

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An 81-year-old right-to-die advocate in England is making sure doctors pull the plug on her.

Joy Tomkins got the words “Do Not Resuscitate” tattooed on her chest, so no one will miss how she feels about being kept on life support.

She’s even covered in case she goes into a coma face down. Her back has the tattoo “P.T.O.” — for please turn over.

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The dog is man’s best — and tastiest — friend.

A Vietnamese man shot his hunting buddy to death, after the pal tried to eat the man’s dog shortly after it was killed by a monkey on a hunting trip.

The suspect killed his friend with a crossbow after spying the man carrying away the pooch’s body to become dinner. The monkey remains at large.