You just got served.

Three teenage dancers in Texas showed as much fury as the Sharks and the Jets when they got into a vicious fight over which number to perform at an upcoming show.

The rumble got so hot that one of the teens took a fist to the face and wound up with a broken jaw.

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You’ve heard of blood banks and sperm banks — but now a doctor in Florida has opened the first “fat bank.”

Dr. Jeffrey Hartog said his Liquid Gold center will store fat cells from people who have had liposuction so the patients can use the blubber blobs in future lip and butt enhancement surgery.

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This guy needs to get a hiking buddy.

A North Carolina man who fell and injured his leg while hiking alone in Utah’s remote Canyonlands National Park managed to save himself by crawling for four days on his belly to safety.

Although Amos Richards, 64, had no overnight gear, warm clothes or a map, he at least had enough food and water to get him through.

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Talking about BS legalese!

Insurance agents have surmised why four people died in a stage collapse at an August music festival in Belgium — illegal music downloads.

The insurance company for the festival incredibly claimed that, because so many people were pirating songs, the artists had to rely on live shows for income.

This resulted in the performers coming up with more elaborate and dangerous stages that made attendees more vulnerable.

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Nigerians are living in fear of the “Death Call.”

A text-message rumor sent to countless people in the African nation claims that if they answer a text from “09141” they will die.

Nigerian officials have put out a statement alerting scared citizens that the text is a hoax — like most messages from Nigeria.