An angry Florida mom threw the book at her son’s gal pal — the Good Book, that is.

The girlfriend told Okaloosa County cops she was hit in the right eye by a Bible thrown by her boyfriend’s mom amid an argument over jewelry the older woman claimed was missing.

Mom was charged with battery causing bodily harm.

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“Dam” it all!

The city of Martinez, Calif., told an artist to paint over the image of a beaver, in a mural honoring local heroes.

Martinez greats such as Joe DiMaggio and John Muir are OK for the mural, but beavers are out.

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And you thought your battles with the co-op board were explosive!

Someone planted a bomb and blew up the brick mailbox of Gerard Esposito, president of his homeowners association, in Seminole, Fla.

Days earlier, Esposito had sent a letter to his Windtree Oaks neighbors, saying too many of their mailboxes were noncompliant with association rules and promising “appropriate action.”

He was not hurt in the blast.

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Arizona corrections officials might want to reconsider putting inmates so close to unlocked cars with keys in the ignition.

Convicted thief Dyan Castorena, 40, was on a prison work crew, toiling at a state auto auction, when she did the not-so-unthinkable — grabbed a car and took off, authorities said.

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A Texas-sized man, allegedly fired for being too fat, is suing his ex-employers.

Ronald Kratz II, who tips the scales at 680 pounds, said obesity had no negative impact on his materials-handling job at BAE Systems in Sealy, Texas.

Losing his job “was a total surprise,” Kratz said, adding that he had received high marks on job evaluations. “I wanted to cry.”