A 16-year-old girl hoping to get her South Dakota driver’s license failed miserably when she plowed her car through the side of the DMV building.

A police official explained, “She hit the gas instead of the brake.” Oops.

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Many home owners will throw in some furniture or an appliance to sweeten the deal when trying to sell their house.

One man in Minnesota is throwing in a Lamborghini.

The seller of a yellow, $393,500 ranch-style house in Golden Valley, Minn., is adding the red sports car to attract “serious sellers.”

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If white wine goes with fish and red with meat, what’s the perfect pairing for roasted raccoon? Meth, apparently.

Cops in Memphis, Tenn., responded to a report of a man roasting a raccoon in a barbecue in an apartment-complex parking lot — and soon discovered the chef de road kill was also running a meth lab in his home.

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Here’s a stunt right out of a rejected sitcom script.

A guy in Colorado tried to avoid getting caught cheating by telling his girlfriend that the other woman at his home was a burglar.

He even called the cops.

Kevin Gaylor, 24, allegedly made a 3 a.m. date with the new woman at his home — and was faced with a sudden dilemma when his girlfriend unexpectedly showed up.

He was busted. Oh, and he was also arrested for filing a false police report.

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The prime minister of Sweden is just a big teddy bear.

After a young tourist from Belgium left her backpack with a teddy bear on the ground near PM Fredrik Reinfeldt’s Stockholm offices, he put the stuffed animal in a box and mailed it to the address the girl had left in the bag.

She got the bear a few days later, along with a note from the prime minister and a photo of the security guards who found the bear.
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