This may be the first time an AK-47 saved a life.

After a 45-year-old man was shot in the chest with a slug from the high-powered assault weapon at an Orlando, Fla., motel, doctors patching up his wound found a tumor in his lung.

The man, who was shot during a “24-hour party” with hookers, said he wants to use his second chance to turn his life around.

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Forget “To protect and serve.” The new motto for cops in Seattle is “To add insult to injury.”

Officers are in hot water after being caught on tape mocking a man as he lay unconscious after being hit by a truck while jogging.

“Don’t jog to work, you dumb f–k” one cop said. Another added, “That’s why you drive a car.”

The man wants an apology.

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An 80-year-old Florida granny fought off a gun-wielding thug — by using her aluminum walker.

Josefa Lopez went on the attack when she saw the man pistol-whipping her 61-year-old daughter in their driveway.

“I thought she was dead,” Lopez said. “I yelled, ‘I am going to kill you, son of a bitch!”

She then hit he man, who ran away and is still at large.

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An Illinois town is ditching Christmas this year in order to celebrate the season the “Seinfeld” way.

The district of Rock Island is decorating for “Festivus,” a fictional holiday that was created for the 1990s sitcom.

The highlights will include an aluminum Festivus pole in the middle of town and a public airing of grievances.

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What’s worse than having to pretend to like the horrible, fluorescent-pink scarf Grandma knitted you? Hearing her say she’s going to make hundreds more for the kids in your class.

Audrey Ledyard has hand-crocheted 332 scarves for each student in her grandson’s elementary school in White Pigeon, Mich.

Her grandson had better watch his back in the playground.