Will the ladies from a cat house pick the next resident of the White House?

Nevada’s Moonlight BunnyRanch brothel has endorsed GOP president wannabe Ron Paul.

“We decided to go with the guy that’s more about states’ rights,’’ said the owner, Dennis Hof.

He and his employees also considered Newt Gingrich, since “he’s a cheater — and we like cheaters.’’

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Heartbroken bank robbers in California are crying over what might have been.

They missed the easiest score in history — someone accidentally left the doors unlocked at the Wells Fargo branch in the town of Tracy for two whole days over Christmas weekend.

The shocking security breach was reported by a customer.

When stunned officials got there, they found nothing had been taken.

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“Put down that lollipop and come out with your hands up!’’

The library in Charlton, Mass., sent cops to retrieve two overdue books from a 5-year-old girl.

The officers did not throw the book at little Hailey Benoit.

But her mother said the frightened child asked if they were going to arrest her and said, “I was scared.’’

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Were the dead herrings red herrings?

Tens of thousands of deceased herrings mysteriously appeared on a beach in northern Norway on New Year’s Eve — and mysteriously vanished hours later.

Maybe they got invites to a better party.

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Readers of this column undoubtedly remember Crunch the Lizard, the Australian reptile who’s a champ at the Ant Smasher video game.

Now he’s being challenged by a frog who also lives Down Under

The frog is just as good, but he’s a poor sport. He got so angry that the ants didn’t land in his stomach, he bit his owner’s thumb.