A woman brought down her own gavel over “Judge Judy.”

Janet Knowles, 62, allegedly attacked her husband with a hammer — “upset because ‘Judge Judy’ was on the television,” according to an affidavit by police in Jupiter, Fla.

She was charged with aggravated battery using a deadly weapon.

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A handcuffed drug suspect stole a small Indiana town’s only squad car — then radioed in to ask where the vehicle’s cigarette lighter was.

William Francis Blankenship, 22, allegedly stole the car Tuesday night in Kouts. It was found yesterday “wrecked and submerged in water,” authorities said.

He was still at large wind as of last night.

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This law is for the dogs!

The San Francisco Board of Supervisors passed a new ordinance calling for professional dogwalkers handing four or more pooches at once to be licensed.

Beginning next Jan. 1, dogwalking pros will also be required to complete training in park etiquette for dogs and canine first aid.

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A tip for pot growers: Be kind to your dog.

San Diego County sheriff’s deputies, answering complaints that a man was beating his dog, found 100 marijuana plants inside the alleged animal abuser’s home, officials said.

The pot-growing equipment was worth $20,000, and the stash of pot was estimated at $300,000.

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SpongeBob Square Pants to the rescue!

Jet Skier Eric Bettanin survived nine hours adrift off Australia’s South Coast, and he’s crediting his loud, yellow SpongeBob shorts for the feat. He wore the “silly” shorts around his head to keep warm, and waved them at a passing boat to finally be rescued.

“As silly as it sounds, they made quite a significant difference to my core temperature,” Bettanin said. “I bought them the other day as a bit of a joke.”