Lloyds of London is famous for insuring body parts — from Betty Grable’s legs to Bob Dylan’s vocal cords.

But its latest policy breaks new ground — it has written $1 million worth of coverage on the penis of Los Angeles-based porn star Keiran Lee.

Can a policy on someone’s family jewels be far behind?

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You’re never too old to be a preteen.

Viola Arnold of Windsor, Ontario, who is about to turn 101, has finally gotten her ears pierced.

She had it done after rejecting an alternate suggestion — getting tattooed.

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He’s not going to skate on these charges.

A bandit wannabe rode up to a bank in Mexico City on a skateboard and announced a robbery.

He might have made the world’s strangest getaway, but the teller set off a silent alarm and the would-be Dillinger waited patiently as she counted out the money — until the cops showed up.

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If you can’t beat ’em, join ’em.

A Slovakian violinist was playing a concert in the town of Presov when a cellphone went off.

Lukas Kmit responded by playing the tune back on his fiddle.

The audience loved it.

His response contrasted with that of the New York Philharmonic, which recently stopped a performance cold when a cellphone started blaring.

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The Leaning Tower of Pisa has competition.

A committee of British MPs is trying to find a way to keep Parliament’s famous clock tower from tilting further, after surveyors found out it was indeed leaning.

Construction expert John Burland said, “If you stand in Parliament Square and look towards it, you can just see that it moves very slightly to the left.”

“But I wouldn’t put any political slant on that,’’ he quipped.