She couldn’t have picked a worse getaway vehicle.

A Seattle woman tried to flee cops in a huge stolen truck — with an extendable cherry picker.

The chase ended when she crashed into a power pole, where the cherry picker, at least, might have been useful.

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When a Tennessee man’s car got blocked into a parking space by another vehicle, he decided he would move it out of the way — even though the vehicle was an ambulance.

He got into it, started the engine and began to edge it forward.

Unfortunately, the medics were in the middle of loading a patient as he did this. He was quickly arrested.

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If you are this much of texting addict, you deserve a ticket.

An official in Illinois has introduced a bill that would ban texting while riding a bicycle.

The bill’s sponsor says she wrote the legislation after getting a slew of complaints from constituents who think that two-wheeled texting is a “prevalent problem.”

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This isn’t the kind of fish tale most people would brag about.

Anglers at an ice-fishing tournament in Michigan were amazed when only a single fish was caught during the competition, even though 400 people had entered.

The sole catch of the day — a 4 1/2-pound perch — was good for the $3,000 first (and only) prize for the biggest fish.

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You’d think trespassers would stay away from your property when your “guard dogs” are actually 120 lions, tigers and other big cats.

But people have repeatedly broken into the Serenity Springs Wildlife Center in Colorado.

One time, the night intruders got in and cut a hole in a cage to let some tigers out. Another time, they tried to pet a cougar, and lived to tell the tale.

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