A student is suing a middle school in North Carolina after the vice principal, revealed the kid’s, ahem, “secret identity.”

The seventh-grader at the Eddie White Academy says he was humiliated when he was strip-searched on suspicion of carrying drugs and fellow students saw his Superman underwear.

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In other classroom craziness, an elementary school in Canfield, Ohio, went into lockdown after a mom showed up in a Mickey Mouse costume to surprise her kid on Valentine’s Day.

The mom had followed the rules and signed in to gain entry. But when she went into a restroom and emerged in costume, staffers thought she was nuts and called cops.

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A guy who bought a broken safe on eBay for $122.93 got quite a return on his investment when he cracked it open and found $26,000.

The seller, who didn’t have the number-wheel combination, apparently thought there nothing inside.

“I feel like the stupidest idiot in the world,” the seller reportedly said.

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If there’s anyone who should just say no to drugs, it would be a police chief.

But in Athens, Ohio, the local top cop wound up on his own police blotter after sheriff’s deputies conducted a buy-and-bust drug sting at his home, a TV station reported.

Now Kelsey Lanning is in the county jail, which has to be pretty awkward for his underling officers.

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This guy makes Dirty Harry look like a pushover.

Officer James Peters of Scottsdale, Ariz., has been involved in seven separate shootings — six of them fatal — since 2002.

That list includes an incident this week when he shot to death an allegedly armed man holding a baby.

The most recent killing is under probe, but all the others have been deemed justified. In one, he was given a local medal of valor.