A Southern California woman was braced to give birth to a big, healthy baby — just not this big.

Not-so-little Jayden Sigler weighed in at 13 pounds, 14 ounces, and mom Cynthia Sigler of Vista said her immediate reaction was: “How’d he fit?”

Dr. Jerald White said Jayden is the biggest of 20,000 newborns he’s helped deliver since 1961.

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Brahms’ Symphony No. 2 has never had such rock-em’, sock-em’ action!

Two concertgoers at the Chicago Symphony added some unexpected, hockey-like fisticuffs to the usually refined affair.

A guy in his 30s punched out a 67-year-old man in a fight over seats, police said. The bruiser took off before cops showed up.

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A California man has built a museum-worthy dog house.

Jim Berger, 68, was a precocious 12-year-old when he wrote to Frank Lloyd Wright, asking the world-famous architect to design a house for the family dog.

Wright kindly drew up a pooch palace, but Berger, who grew up to be a cabinet maker, didn’t get around to building it until last year. Now the dog house will be featured in a documentary on Wright, “Romanza.”

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Maybe school-cafeteria food isn’t that bad after all.

Four teens were nabbed for allegedly breaking into a Des Moines, Iowa, high school’s kitchen and feasting on chocolate milk, Trix cereal and a big bag of M&M’s.

Among the charges against them is — shock! — public intoxication.

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One event has resulted in the suspension of the police chief of Mount Sterling, Ohio — and the disbandment of his entire force.

The incident was a village cop using a Taser on a 9-year-old boy — who neighbors said is big for his age.

Madison County sheriff’s deputies are now taking over all the police duties in Mount Sterling while the incident is investigated.