Cops probably aren’t too anxious to get their hands on this stolen property.

Thieves snatched a 500- pound beehive packed with 5,000 of the angry buzzers from outside a Houston restaurant, which used the insects to make honey.

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A 75-year-old man reportedly turned a Boca Raton, Fla., retirement community into an Ultimate Fighting Championship cage.

Ed Rotman was charged with punching a 76-year-old neighbor after spotting him talking with Rotman’s wife and accusing him of getting involved “in his business.”

The victim wasn’t seriously hurt, but everyone is going to have a lot to talk about after “Matlock.”

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You don’t want to mess with this mama’s boy.

A Missouri woman was arrested after she attacked her 21-year-old son’s heroin dealer with a baseball bat, authorities said.

Sherrie Gavan, who stands 4-foot-11 and weighs 115 pounds, allegedly whacked the dealer on his arms after confronting him at his home.

Despite sympathy for her brave stand, she still faces assault charges.

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Some punks get arrested for rioting. In Russia, they get arrested for praying.

Female punk rockers were busted in Moscow after they interrupted services at the city’s main Orthodox cathedral by appealing to the Virgin Mary for Russian President Vladimir Putin’s ouster.

The group, “P—y Riot,” wearing pink ski masks and miniskirts, took the pulpit and chanted, “Mother Mary, drive Putin away.”

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Big Brother is watching you — pump gas.

Authorities in Britain have instaled “smart” gas pumps throughout the country that will refuse to dispense gasoline if a car is not insured.

A camera at the pump will scan the license plate and check it against a database of insured vehicles before the fuel can flow.