The city of Baltimore is for sale — but will anyone buy?

Mayor Stephanie Rawlings-Blake wants Charm City to hire an appraiser to see how much coin could made hawking as many as 16 landmarks, including Shot Tower and the War Memorial Building.

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A Florida man busted for grand theft auto said he didn’t steal any car — he just happened to find keys in a nightclub and found the matching vehicle.

Okaloosa County Sheriff’s deputies found the missing car at a nearby strip club.

The suspect, Carlos R. Ortiz-Ortiz, 29, was also busted for alleged possession of pot.

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This guy was a little too candid with his camera tricks.

Sheriff’s deputies in Kitsap County, Wash., arrested Craig Donelson, 56, for allegedly dropping his trousers near a high school and taking pictures of students’ reaction.

These weren’t the first flashing follies for Donelson. He said he’s been doing this regularly for at least five years, officials said.

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In Texas, you don’t mess with a man’s pick-up truck.

Daryl McClain was so mad after his beloved truck was stolen he spray- painted this message on his San Antonio garage door: “To the mother f–ker that stole my truck. You are a dead man.”

Neighbors are not thrilled with the dirty message, but cops said McClain isn’t breaking any laws.

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Drinking and dialing, especially to 911, is never a good idea.

A Hudson, Fla., woman called for help, telling dispatchers she was lost in the woods and was looking for a place to pee.

Pasco Sheriff’s deputies found Marcia Usher, 32, and she wasn’t lost in the woods — just drunk in her front yard, officials said.