Call him the “Ty-D-Bol Bandit.”

A robber was busted after he tried to hold up three banks armed only with a toilet-bowl plunger in upstate Utica.

The crook quickly learned that bathroom equipment didn’t exactly strike fear into the hearts of bank tellers, and was nabbed and sent to the can.

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The University of Georgia is using goats to get rid of invasive plants on its grounds.

The program is the pet project of student Zach Richardson, a senior landscape-architecture major.

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Most guys would be phoning all their friends, not 911, about this.

A man in Berlin, Germany, called cops to whine that the woman he took home for a one-night stand was demanding too much sex!

He even had to lock himself on an apartment balcony to avoid her amorous advances — until amused officers showed up to save him from his predicament.

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This is why you should never break up online.

After a British man suddenly changed his Facebook status to “single,” his outraged girlfriend stole his car and crashed it at high speed though the glass doors of the bowling alley where he works.

No one was hurt when jilted Claire Holley rammed the alley — but her boyfriend probably should think about unfriending her if he values his safety.

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A town in England is being stalked by the Zombie Hamster!

A scene reminiscent of a fright movie played itself out in Oxfordshire when Dave Eyely buried his kid’s pet after it appeared to have gone on to that great hamster exercise wheel in the sky.

The next day father and son were shocked to find the furry rodent alive and sniffing, having clawed its way out of its shallow grave.

“We’re stunned — and happy to have him back,” Eyely said.
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