A loudmouth passenger, realizing she’d lost her wallet, demanded to be let off a United Express plane in Des Moines, Iowa.

She made such a fuss that crew members removed her and she was questioned by security officials.

The wallet was eventually found in Chicago — aboard the plane she’d been removed from.

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A suspended North Carolina high-school student was forced by her dad to stand along a highway holding a sign that read, “I have a bad attitude. I disrespect people who try to help me.”

Donell Bryant insisted his daughter, Quandria, 15, “acts like it’s all about her.”

After her three-hour, punishment, Quandria promised to improve her attitude.

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Miss Congeniality she’s not. Nicole Houde, the 2010 Miss New Hampshire USA, was busted for allegedly punching, kicking, scratching and biting her boyfriend.

Scott Nickerson, 33, had accused Houde, 26, of cheating on him, and Houde went off on him, cops said.

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A Florida man used a fake badge and tried to pass himself off as a cop — to a very real officer, authorities said.

Joseph Rainier, 53, was pulled over for speeding in New Port Richey, took out a gold-colored shield and allegedly told the cop, “You’re in trouble.”

No, you’re in trouble, said Cpl. Donald Velsor, who busted Rainier for impersonating an officer and resisting arrest.

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It was a peephole peep show this Florida woman never wanted to see.

Hearing a knock on her door at 5 a.m., she looked through the peephole to see her stark-naked neighbor.

The man admitted to cops that he had been drinking heavily but denied being naked in the doorway — instead saying it was a clothes-shedding friend of his, whom he wouldn’t name.

He apologized to the woman nevertheless and wasn’t arrested.