Weird but true
A golfer in Tennessee hit a hole in one — with the “hole” being the mouth of a passing motorcyclist.
The harried hacker hooked a 14th-hole tee shot onto a highway, where it bounced and nailed a woman motorcyclist riding with her husband.
Several teeth were knocked out, and she received hospital treatment.
No word on whether the duffer got a penalty stroke.
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Call this incident “Girl Grads Gone Wild.”
A mischievous North Carolina teenager lifted her gown at graduation and furtively flashed her bare breasts amid a group photo-taking session.
Yearbook editors didn’t spot her in the photo, which was published and sparked a furor among parents.
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And call this incident “Geezers Gone Wild.”
A wheelchair-bound 74-year-old Georgia man was so upset over $5 owed to him by another old-timer that he confronted the debtor and they began flailing away.
Neither combatant was seriously hurt, and cops let them go after a finger-wagging talk.
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A pot dealer in Cincinnati came up with an ingenious security system for his stash — alligators.
Accused pot grower Lavon McCants allegedly had two of the reptiles — each measuring 4 feet long — stationed to protect his “wacky tobacky” plants.
Cops charged him with drug possession and illegally keeping exotic animals.
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A young Briton has an eating disorder that may take a carpenter to fix.
Five-year-old Zach Tahir reportedly has a condition that prevents him from distinguishing between food and inedible objects.
He’s been gnawing away at his home’s walls, carpet and couches.
Now if only his family could find a nice gingerbread house in their price range.


