An Ohio woman has come up with a creative business model for her maid service — just break into people’s homes and start cleaning.

“Cleaning Fairy” Sue Warren allegedly broke into a home, washed dishes and vacuumed — and then left a bill behind for $75.

She left her contact information on the bill, and demanded payment when the confused victim called to ask what had happened.

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This is one hell of a fish story.

Jack Wiseman, competing in a Florida fishing contest, wound up getting bested by a tarpon when it tugged so hard on his line that it yanked off Jack’s prosthetic hand — still gripping the rod — and swam off with it.

Fortunately, another fisherman caught the tarpon a few minutes later and recovered the hand.

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A courthouse in Idaho was evacuated when a suspicious package showed up and started beeping.

After sending in the bomb squad, officials discovered the package contained a magazine with a greeting-card-style musical insert.

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More and more Americans are living in mortal fear that they’ve secretly become Snooki.

Psychologists have discovered that a growing number of people are suffering from “Truman Show Syndrome,” or the fear that they are being filmed as the star of a secret reality show.

One patient was actually convinced the 9/11 attacks were staged for his “show.”

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A Florida woman allegedly managed to rip off her friends and family to the tune of $46,000 by convicting them that she was about to inherit $1 billion.

Morgan Johnson allegedly told people she was due the money because a generous boss had left her control of several large businesses.

Although pals might have thought that $1 billion was a bit much, she allegedly convinced them to give her money to tide her over until her windfall came through.