What a drag for these two California dudes — arrested for allegedly dressing as women in a harebrained credit-card scam.

Cornell Jackson and Marquet Dorsey, both more than 200 pounds and 6 feet tall, went through the trouble of wearing dresses and makeup to scam stores in a scheme involving prepaid credit cards, cops said.

When one crook’s card would be declined, the other man would quickly call the store pretending to represent the credit-card company and “authorize” the purchase, police said.

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You can’t glaze over house arrest.

Toronto cops arrested and had to pepper-spray a belligerent guy who brazenly violated his home-arrest sentence.

A police chase ensued and ended inside a busy Tim Hortons donut shop.

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Whatever happened to a simple, large pepperoni for delivery?

Now a pizza joint in Vancouver is offering a $437 pie topped with Lobster Thermidor, black Alaskan cod and a side of Russian Osetra caviar.

Ironically, the menu at the pricey, eclectic Steveston Pizza doesn’t include pies topped with Canadian bacon.

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The left has gone to the loo in Sweden!

Left Party members of the Sormland County Council say they’re planning to mandate only sit-down toilets in their community.

They claim sit-down urination is more hygienic and brings medical benefits to men, including reduced risk of prostate disease and a healthier, longer sex life.

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Knock-off Louis Vuitton products have gone all the way.

An architect from the Georgia Republic has created condoms packaged in highly stylized LV wrappers.

The attention-grabbing product is set to be rolled out for World AIDS Day events later this year.