If this guy had used his head, it probably wouldn’t have gotten squeezed under a garage door.

A house crook in Brockton, Mass., got his noggin trapped as he tried to slip through a small gap under the door.

The thief was stuck with the door on his ear for nine hours until he was discovered, rescued and busted.

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Dallas’ skyline isn’t a famous as New York’s, but it’s a lot more dangerous.

Passers-by are complaining about a new skyscraper whose mirrored windows are reflecting intensely blinding sun rays.

The caretakers of a nearby sculpture garden are even claiming that the beams are warping the artwork.

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The US military is now trying to harness the power of wizards.

An Army lab is reportedly working on a weapon that will summon bolts of lightning from the heavens to shock enemies on the battlefield.

The device employs lasers that can create energized paths to direct lightning to hit targets.

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Drug dealers in Plantation, Fla., managed to dodge an arrest after they got a timely warning — from a member of the SWAT team coming to bust them.

The SWAT cop fired off a text to one of the dealers, alerting him to an imminent arrest.

The cop — who was later fired — reportedly sent the warning because the dealer was his buddy and had been an informant on another case.

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Cops in Stockholm, Sweden, have put out an all-points bulletin for a teddy bear.

The officers have officially joined the search for the stuffed animal after little Tyra Blomqvist lost it and her family put up “missing bear” posters around the city.