Tat’s just wrong.

A Washington State mom is asking cops to investigate after her 13-year-old son came home with a huge tattoo of a dragon on his chest.

The Centralia boy told him mom he got it to celebrate beating leukemia, but she’s furious she wasn’t consulted and wants the tattoo artist held responsible.

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There she is, Miss Nevada — surrounded by gun-toting cops!

Former beauty queen Caleche Ranae Manos was hauled out of bed naked by a SWAT team that mistakenly raided her LA apartment in a drug-raid mixup.

Manos is suing the city for violating her civil rights.

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It looks las if Mickey Mouse is going to be on Santa’s naughty list.

Disney World risked St. Nick’s wrath after workers asked a man to leave the Florida theme park because he looked too much like Santa Claus.

Disney brass were upset that kids were mistaking portly and white-bearded Thomas Tolbert for Kris Kringle and mobbing him for autographs while ignoring the park’s regular costumed characters.

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An Omaha man is terrified to set foot in his own apartment after finding some 40 venomous brown- recluse spiders living there.

The brown recluse can put a grown man in the hospital — and Dylan Baumann says he has been finding the spiders in his home for the past four months.

He plans to move out in September.

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In one region of England, speeding isn’t illegal — the speed limit is. Well, sort of.

Officials in North Yorkshire have determined that 30-mph speed-limit signs have been placed too close together, in violation of the law, so numerous speeding tickets will have to be thrown out.

No one noticed the technicality for years, and now enforcing the speed limit will be impossible until the signs are properly spaced.