She got what she asked for.

A woman in Hamilton, Ohio, was busted for trying to sneak into the local jail.

Deputies spotted her climbing over a barbed-wire fence into the rear yard of the lockup.

When they ordered her to leave, she asked them to arrest her — and they were pleased to oblige.

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Even the crooks looked authentic.

A gang of thieves dressed as knights and armed with a sword and an ax robbed a medieval festival in France.

They walked away with about $24,000 after using the ax to strike a worker counting the day’s receipts.

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Speaking of the Middle Ages . . .

The history of lingerie will have to be rewritten — after four 600-year-old bras were discovered in an Austrian castle.

Brassieres were thought to have been invented a bit more than 100 years ago.

The discovery proves that Victoria’s secret is a lot older than Victoria.

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A British teenager is looking for a rare man — someone who can love her as much as she loves cheese and french fries.

Abi Stroud says she’s never had a boyfriend because she’s afflicted with a rare condition called Selective Eating Disorder.

She said it makes her eat nothing but three big blocks of cheddar cheese and several bags of fries a week.

“I hate it,’’ she said. “I never go to dinner with friends.’’

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More on bizarre British cuisine . . .

A young man has been caught by security cameras making a meal out of a leather seat on a bus in England.

Police say the footage shows him biting a chunk out of the seat, causing $314 in damages, which he’ll be expected to repay if he’s caught.

For that kind of money, he could have treated himself to a much nicer meal.