Let’s hope he doesn’t fall through the finger holes.

A fanatical bowler from Turtle Creek, Pa., has commissioned a special bowling-ball urn to hold his ashes when he dies.

Storm Products, which made the ball Tony Guarino used to score his only perfect 300 game, said it was “honored’’ by the request.

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Now you can tell a person that he or she stinks — without losing a friend.

A new service called “deodorgram’’ will anonymously send a lavender-scented deodorant called “For Pit’s Sake’’ to anyone on your gift list.

And the happy recipient won’t smell a rat — the only address appearing on the package is the company’s.

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This raccoon has two yellow stripes.

A road crew near Johnston, Pa., didn’t notice the dead animal and accidentally painted “do not cross’’ stripes over its body.

Department of Transportation spokesman John Ambrosini said the “squirrelly geometry’’ of the street prevented the crew from seeing the roadkill in time.

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A Canadian family that hadn’t even realized their home had been robbed was surprised to get all the loot back the next day — along with an apology.

When the Guelph, Ontario, family returned from a short trip, they didn’t notice a screen door had been cut and an Xbox and digital camera were missing.

The next morning, a plastic bag was on the front door containing the electronics, $50 to fix the door and the anonymous note saying, “I have been having a very hard time financially lately and I made the worst mistake of my life.’’

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What a cool cat.

An Australian kitty being chased through a back yard by a dog didn’t stop when he came to a pool — he jumped on a surfboard floating in it and got away.

The video of the great escape has attracted more than 100,000 views.