This may not end well.

A shooting range in a Georgia town is about to mix guns and booze.

The Governor’s Club in Powder Springs has been granted a liquor license to serve members suds.

The range insists no drunks will be allowed to shoot, but neighbors reportedly are worried.

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The alarming number of elderly Florida drivers ramming their cars into post offices and mailboxes is making the Postal Service paranoid.

Postal employees are passing out safe-driving tips to grandmas and grandpas.

Out of a reported 15 million Sunshine State drivers, nearly 4 million are over the age of 60.

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A real cat burglar is on the prowl in Britain.

A black and white feline nicknamed “Dennis the Menace” has been sneaking into neighbors’ homes through pet doors and taking all manner of goods.

The felonious feline especially has a penchant for panties, much to the embarrassment of his red-faced owner, who has had to show the undergarments to neighbors in a bid to get them back to the rightful owners.

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Just because you drink a lot of rum doesn’t make you a pirate.

A drunken Englishwoman shouted “I’m Jack Sparrow” (Johnny Depp’s “Pirates of the Caribbean” character) at cops as she floated off in a 50-foot ferryboat she had stolen by cutting its dock-rope lines.

She was promptly captured and thrown in the brig to sleep it off.

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Tennis star Boris Becker is still involved in some grand slams.

Someone left a life-size cardboard cutout of the retired tennis hero in the middle of a German highway, forcing drivers to swerve wildly to avoid it.

A few vehicles lost control but no one was hurt, except poor “Boris,” who lost a leg under a wheel.

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