Want a kid who’ll be rich enough to support you?

A new Web site called “Fame Daddy’’ will offer women “celebrity sperm’’ from top athletes, actors and rock stars for $24,000 when it launches next year.

The donors will remain anonymous. But “Fame Daddy’’ will let its celebrity-obsessed customers designate the profession where the donor made his name.

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This guy is really thinking outside the box — the cardboard box, that is.

Israeli inventor Izhar Gafni is set to produce $20 cardboard bicycles.

Gafni, an amateur cyclist, said the specially treated cardboard is fireproof and waterproof.

“I’m repeatedly surprised at just how strong this material is,’’ Gafni said.

“It’s amazing.’’

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Looking for a special Valentine’s Day present?

You can buy the lady in your life the world’s most expensive sex toy — a gold- plated vibrator.

The “Inez Gold Vibratoris,’’ which sells for about $15,000, is rechargeable for “up to four hours of enjoyment,’’ its Swedish manufacturer boasts.

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That’s rich!

The wealthiest person in world history is not J.P. Morgan, John D. Rockefeller or Warren Buffet. They’re all pikers compared to Mansa Musa I of Mali.

The obscure 14th century African king earned that distinction, according to a new survey by the Celebrity Net Worth Web site.

After adjusting for inflation, he was worth some $400 billion, which he acquired by exploiting his country’s gold production.

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Think American politics is rough?

The fur was flying this week outside 10 Downing St. in London, when cops had to break up a cat fight between Larry, the prime minister’s chief mouser, and Freyer, the feline who lives next door with Chancellor George Osborne.

Spectators said Freyer won.