Now there’s help for dogs who are scaredy cats.

The ASPCA this week opened a psych-rehab center in New Jersey for traumatized canines.

The facility will help soothe dogs rescued from pounds and puppy mills.

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Isn’t this what barn dances are for?

A group of corn-fed matchmakers is planning a massive dating event in Iowa in hopes of bringing together single country boys and gals.

“There’ll be theater entertainment and dinner and dancing,” said Lila Banowetz, who is organizing the “farm date” at the Clarion Hotel in Cedar Rapids.

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Who needs Viagra when you can just eat a breakfast meal that goes snap, crackle and pop (yes, that kind of pop).

A Canadian entrepreneur is selling a new cereal that promises assistance in the sack.

Dubbed “Sexcereal,” the special nutrients in the wheat flakes nutrients supposedly can boost sexual health.

Of course, by the time you’re at the point of eating breakfast, it’s probably too late for a potency pick-me-up.

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Some of the Ukrainian navy’s most highly trained operatives have gone AWOL — in search of sex.

Three military dolphins, trained to follow seacraft and deliver high-tech tracking devices, swam off during a training exercise last month.

Marine-mammal experts said the dolphins were probably looking for mates.

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If you’re out of work on sick leave, try not to make international news.

Paul Marshallsea, a paid staffer at a charity in Britain, told his bosses he was sick at home from stress, but became a hero on a beach in Brisbane, Australia, pulling a wayward shark by the tail away from children frolicking in the water.

Cellphone video was seen worldwide, and Marshallsea got sacked.