We’d like to see authorities set up a police lineup for this!

A San Francisco motorist whose car was rammed by a hit-and-run woman driver in a parking-space spat “racked” his brains, but couldn’t describe anything more than her breasts and low-cut dress, cops said.

He didn’t take note of her car model or plate number, and couldn’t describe her face, SFGate.com reported.

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This defendant may have been trying to “duck” the charges in a weird way.

He was stopped as he headed into a Honolulu courthouse with a little waddling pal — a real live quacker.

Security screeners were stunned when Michael Hubbard’s bag moved as it went through an X-ray machine.

The bag contained the duck and a bottle of beer.

Deputies held the fowl for Hubbard, who has two felony-assault cases pending.

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A suspected shoplifter created quite a stink when he grabbed 10 cans of deodorant and stuffed them in his pants, said police in Sarasota, Fla.

Pursued by a security guard, the 45-year-old man fled on a bicycle, but was soon apprehended.

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Here, kitty, kitty, kitty.

A Lithuanian zoo volunteer is sharing her apartment with three mountain-lion cubs whose mother stopped caring for them.

The 23-year-old woman said the little big cats get along with her shepherd dog, but will be returned to the zoo in a few months when they’ve grown.

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You can’t be too rich or too thin — even in death.

A British town increased the fee for the cremation of the obese deceased.

The council of Wirral has tacked on a 33 percent surcharge for “larger’’ caskets.

A spokesman for a crematorium managed by the town told the BBC that the hike reflects “the additional time and energy it takes to process larger cremations.’’