A Michigan woman bought a house for $3,200 — and then made a quick $115,000 without even selling it.

After Brandi Crawford bought the super cheap, 1,800-square-foot tax-foreclosure home in Kalamazoo, she successfully sued the city for failing to tell her it contained lead paint.

The home was 110 years old.

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They’re calling her the Lady Godiva of Walmart.

A 28-year-old wacko in Shippensburg, Pa., entered the store and walked through the aisles naked.

She also smashed $346 worth of merchandise.

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Things have gone nuts at three schools in Tampa.

A squirrel knocked out power to the buildings when it jumped on some wires and touched a grounded pole.

The rodent-induced blackout came just as students were sitting down to take their state achievement tests.

So instead of the exam, they partied.

“We played Bingo board games had an ice-cream slushee,” said one relieved third-grader.

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Is this a crime, or just the cheapest date ever.

A man in New Mexico was busted for trading sex with a woman for a meal at McDonald’s.

The suspect, Donald Jones, was spotted by cops picking up the woman by the side of a road, buying her eats at the fast-food joint and then heading to a nearby park for a happy meal with a happy ending.

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What do women do before a first date, aside from checking their makeup and clothes? Many are checking out their suitors on Facebook.

A Match.com survey found that nearly half of women polled look up guys on the Web site.

Most guys surveyed said they found the practice “completely unacceptable.”

Also, men said that after a date, they usually wait less than three days to call again.