The prosecutors’ case is pretty strong — like the beer.

The Pi Pizzeria and Craft Beer House in Tulsa, Okla., was licensed to brew and sell only low-alcohol near-beer.

However, a tip from a tipsy patron led cops to buy a few pints and send them to the lab, where it was determined that the beer had crossed the real-beer line.

In an Eliot Ness-type raid, cops shut the place down.

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His fraternity brothers didn’t exactly have his back.

A grossly inebriated Arizona State University student was found passed out in the lobby of a Phoenix hospital — with a Post-it note stuck to him requesting treatment.

Officials said he had a 0.47-percent blood alcohol level, six times the legal limit. Cops later learned that he had partaken in a fraternity drinking contest.

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Two women were arrested in Ocala, Fla., after trying get a little “me time” on Mother’s Day.

They were accused of leaving their 6- and 8-year-old kids on the beach while they hopped aboard an hours-long “booze cruise.”

When the boat returned, the tipsy gals claimed they had been gone for only minutes and had left their kids in charge of a “friend,” who denied he had agreed to do so.

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STOP!!!!

A high-tech company in Sydney, Australia, has come to the aid of highway officials faced with truckers wreaking havoc by not heeding warnings that their vehicles are too tall to enter the Sydney Harbor Tunnel.

When sensors detect that too-tall trucks have missed the final turn-off, a thick spray of water rains down at the entrance to tunnel lanes and a large STOP sign is laser-projected onto the H2O “curtain.”

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This is sick, sad and tragic.

A 35-year-old man allegedly tried to copulate in his back yard with a large nest of hornets, who used their stingers to let him know that “no means no.”