A Florida man was busted for, um, “banging” a door.

Anthony Bruce Berry was caught allegedly performing a sex act on the door of a business in Hypoluxo.

An employee inside saw what was happening, got his iPhone and recorded the lewd act.

When Berry, 57, was arrested nearby, he allegedly told police, “Yes, I have a mental problem.”

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He’s in for a bad spell.

Leonard Burdek, 50, was livid over a missing “d” in the word “and” on a sign outside the state Teacher Standards and Practices Commission building in Salem, Ore.

He allegedly claimed he had a pressure-cooker bomb and would blow up the place. Employees called cops, who arrested him in his van nearby.

The pressure cooker was harmless.

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World War Z is breaking out in St. Petersburg, Fla.

Police arrested David Allen Jensen, 41, after he allegedly tried to break into parked cars and hurled a chunk of concrete through the bay window of a hotel.

He allegedly told cops he was fleeing zombies.

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A lottery player scored $30 million with not one, but two winning tickets.

Harry Black, 66, of British Columbia, Canada, purchased two tickets with the same numbers.

Had he bought one such ticket, he would have split $60 million three ways with two other players.

But with two of four winning tickets, Black had a 50-50 split of the jackpot.

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Talk about workplace efficiency.

Jennifer Lowery allegedly called police to say that she was being harassed by her pimp and that they could find her at the Super 8 motel in West Haven, Conn. When cops showed up, they nabbed her — and her unwitting john.

“I thought it would take the police a while to show up, so I figured I would turn a trick,” she allegedly said.