Is going to jail on their “bucket list”?

Childhood friends Andrea Mobley, 36, and Jennifer Morrow, 38, met up Wednesday after many years, entered a Walmart in Ocala, Fla., and shoplifted bathing suits and beef jerky, cops said.

Morrow allegedly told cops that stealing “was a bucket-list thing on our list of things to do together.”

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The Navy is phasing in new high-seas sailor suits — after discovering that the current nylon-and-cotton-blend coveralls catch fire.

New fire-retardant clothing was ordered after the Navy conducted what Rear Adm. John Kirby said were “dramatic tests” on the current clothes and found that they “burned robustly.”

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An 8-year-old Maryland boy suspended from school for nibbling a Pop-Tart into the shape of a gun and showing it around received a junior membership in the National Rifle Association.

After hearing about Josh Welch’s suspension from Park Elementary School in Anne Arundel County, a state legislator paid $550 to buy him the membership, said Welch’s lawyer, Robin Ficker.

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Sara Christina Black called the cops to her Crestview, Fla., home to report the theft of her wallet.

Bad move.

An arriving officer found in the home a straw next to white powder, which tested positive for cocaine.

Black, 22, said the “thief” must have left the straw — as well as the three lines of coke. The cop didn’t buy it and slapped the cuffs on her.

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Venezuela’s economic crisis has gotten so bad that Catholic churches are rationing wine.

Church leaders said that the local supplier of the specialty sacramental wine used at Mass had a bad harvest and that it was impossible to obtain dollars to purchase imported wine because of Venezuela’s strict currency control.