A newly divorced woman met a man on an online dating site and spent nearly a year detailing her problems with her ex — not knowing that he was her ex.

Authorities say Brian Cornelius, 36, of Eveleth, Minn., used a fake ID to persuade his ex-wife to allow him to watch her on a Web cam.

He also got her to skip a court appearance to seek an order of protection against him. Now he faces not one but two counts of stalking.

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So what do you do when you’re driving and your alligator needs to take a leak?

An LA County sheriff’s deputy said a van carrying two women was stopped after one got out at an intersection to walk the gator.

They explained that they had taken the gator, a monkey and a kangaroo to a local elementary school and that the gator had “soiled its cage” so they were giving it a pee break.

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An Ashland City, Tenn., man called cops to report a home invasion — and the theft of his marijuana stash.

The admitted drug dealer said two hulking men in bloody clown masks also took his flat-screen TV and thousands of dollars in cash.

After cops got a tip that one robber could be found on Facebook with his mask on, 350-pound Leon Henderson and 275-pound Isaac Hunter were charged with aggravated armed robbery.

The victim? No charge.

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When Santos Ramos, 17, attended the funeral for murder victim Leandra Arias Janco, 35, near Colquechaca, Bolivia, Wednesday, more than 200 outraged mourners ID’d him as her killer, tied him up, threw him into the open grave and placed the coffin on top.

They then filled the grave with earth — burying him alive and killing him.

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Carole Longhorn, 66, found a 10-inch metal object in her Norfolk, England, garden, gave it a good wash and called police.

Officers later detonated the live bomb — a leftover from World War II — in a quarry.