Weird but true
Florida cops are hoping to make a major bust.
They’re looking to hook a woman and a man who were seen on video robbing $1,000 worth of bras from a Victoria’s Secret near Orlando.
The suspects allegedly bragged on Facebook of their “shopping” spree and told pals to “place their orders.”
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Occasionally, a public- restroom user will leave behind an odor — but rarely because he’s left behind a skunk.
Prosecutors allege that Kevin Kibert carried a young skunk in a bag into the restroom at a convenience store in Middlesboro, Ky., and departed.
The skunk let loose, and the place had to be cleared.
Kibert was charged with criminal mischief.
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How insensitive is this?
A grieving Briton was fined for leaving too many flowers on her daughter’s grave.
Emma Townsend got hit with a $133 ticket for placing more then one bouquet at the grave at a government-run cemetery in Derbyshire.
A heartless grave keeper even attached the summons to the gravestone.
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India’s military needs a little help.
Radar-telescope troops for six months suspected that Chinese “drones” were spying on them, leading to a diplomatic incident.
Finally, military “intelligence” officials consulted the Indian Institute of Astrophysics — which determined that the “drones” were actually the planets Jupiter and Venus.
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This Indonesian alleged robber might have been a great nanny.
He tied up a couple in their home, but when their hungry tot started crying, he warmed up baby formula and bottle-fed the child while rocking it in his arms.
His cohorts fled as he comforted the tot. Cops captured him, but at least the baby went to sleep.

