This “burglar” was a real stiff.

A German woman caused quite a buzz when she called the cops on her own vibrator—whose “drilling” noises she mistook for a intruder.

Swift arriving officers quickly launched a probe inside the woman’s Bremen home, discovering the culprit behind the strange racket—a powerful blue sex toy “vibrating out of control” in her upstairs bathtub, according to the UK Mirror.

According to the tongue-in-cheek police report, officers “went up to the upper floor with the caller and localized the suspected intruder in the bathroom. He lay in the tub, was blushing, and jumped uncontrollably,” the site reported.

“The Bremerin was relieved that it was not a burglar and cried, ‘This is my vibrator!'” the report continues.

Cops later urged locals to use better judgement when calling 911 for “suspicious sounds.”