Sportsbook Betting Promotions has posted odds on the future of Alex Rodriguez, determined by BetUS.com.

They say he is just as likely to marry Madonna as he is to win another MVP award. What’s next for A-Fraud:

Wins World Series 3/1

Records given an asterisk 4/1

Records stricken from books 8/1

Makes Hall of Fame 10/1

Stars in Madonna video 10/1

Marries Madonna 15/1

Wins MVP 15/1

Leaves country 30/1

Starts a pharmaceutical company 80/1

Retires 100/1