Halftime highlights and lowlights. The Dow Jones and Nasdaq were up, Bitcoin was down and Stitchcoin came back slowly after falling to -1,650 bartiromos. We didn’t knock dozens of bikers out of the Tour de France but we rode on flat tires in April and May and our recovery has been as fast as New York Attorney General Letitia James’ investigation into Governor Cuomo. Like Cuomo, we’re New York Tough (be oblivious and act like you know what you’re doing).

“I’m a lifelong Yankee fan. I beg you to keep picking against them as it would help them win the division, playoffs and World Series.” — Jenny Lerner

We aim to please, Jenny. Will try and back the enemy on the back nine. And in the game no one wants to play in, watch or even win, we will take the American League for 10 units.

Only screwballs bet the Home Run Derby. We did and Pete Alonso outjacked Salvador Perez 35-28. Joining the Polar Bear Club. Down -863 nocahomas.