Heading to Citi Field this weekend? Make sure to pick up your free Todd Frazier WWE (what?) bobblehead Saturday and the Jacob deGrom Cy Young bobble Sunday. No interest? Stitches is developing two others that may be more to you liking. The Mayor deBlasio NYCHA bobble-building and the Joe “Can’t Touch This” Biden bobble-hands. Patent pending..

Another underachieving year for the Halos? Angels had their wings clipped last year when Shohei Ohtani went down and drag a 1-6 record into the weekend set with the Rangers. Tyler “Boz” Skaggs, who pitched relatively well during the Angels’ ’18 train wreck, takes his turn and draws Drew Smyly, who is a career 0-3 fishing for Trout in Los Angeles. 20 units on the Angels.

Dead Sox? It’s April! But Boston is now 2-7 after losing 15-8 to the D’backs on Friday night, and it wasn’t that close. Red Sox picking up seven runs in garbage time. Rick Porcello pounded for seven runs in 4²/₃ innings. Skid has us at -93 petrocellis.