Tired of all this losing? The College Football Bettor’s Guide returns today. Though our NFL selections proved to be a gold mine last year, we were taken to school by Howie “Pigskin Profit” Kussoy, finishing a respectable third behind King Kussoy. Expect Stitches to narrow the gap after reading Andrew Cuomo’s book on leadership lessons.

We had Frankie Montas (10-9, ERA 3.66) when he snapped the Yankees’ winning streak. We haven’t won since. Montas two-hit the Bombers for seven innings and hasn’t given up a run in his past 14 frames. The A’s are in Detroit. Matt Manning (3-5, 5.46 ERA) has made 12 starts, surrendering 36 runs over 59 total innings. We will take Montas and the Athletics for 20 units.

A tornado? Power held at Casa de Stitches and the Red Sox held to defeat the Rays 3-2. Adam Ottavino with a 1-2-3 ninth inning. ‘W’ takes us to -1,295 pedroias.