“This is one of the most important meetings in history.” And with that President Biden proceeded to fall asleep in his chair at the COP26 climate conference. Activist Greta Thunberg was not amused. “We’re watching you! What will be your wake-up call?!” I figure about 9, maybe 9:30 a.m., Greta.

Waking up to Election Day. Whether you’re voting for the “Pander” Party or the “Dangerous” party, be sure to vote “YES” on proposition 4: Should Mayor Bill de Blasio leave office immediately and not wait until New Year’s Day?

Luis Garcia will throw for the ’Stros in Game 6, not Jose Urquidy. Neither here, nor there. The Astros are only going to force a Game 7 by getting to Max Fried again. Houston fried Fried for five runs over five frames in Game 2. Encore!? 40 units on the Astros.

The Giants actually had the lead in the fourth quarter but couldn’t seal the deal. Chiefs won it 20-17. Got the cover but not the upset win. Back to -1,011 gogolaks.