Odell Beckham Jr. signed a $95 million deal, making him the highest-paid wide receiver in the NFL. Didn’t take long to seal the deal. If you backed No. 1 seed Simona Halep at the U.S. Open, your deal as well her fate were sealed by noon. “Fake news” top seed said, “Maybe it’s the crowd noise. The city is busy. I’m a quiet person.” You may be onto something, Simona. From now on Stitches will be making selections from his vacuum, even though they already suck.

Cy Young candidates Max Scherzer and Aaron Nola faced off last week. Both pitched well, but it was Nola picking up the W, throwing eight scoreless. Scherzer allowed two runs, which are the only runs he’s yielded over his past three starts. Believe Mighty Max turns the tables Tuesday. History show he’s 6-0 when he starts in Philly. 20 units on the Nats.

Cubs clubbed 14 hits and defeated the Mets 7-4. Noah Syndergaard and Jon Lester each brought his “B” game but the Cubs lineup and pen were the difference. Anthony Rizzo went 3-for-5 on the night with a homer. W has us at -1,065 kessingers.