An all-out brawl broke out in a Brooklyn pizzeria about 3 a.m. this week. Patrons felt their order was taking too long and within seconds, a spaghetti western unfolded. With fists and pepperoni flying, kitchen workers took full advantage of home field, battering the angry customers with utensils, ladles and paddles. Who says nothing good ever happens at 3 a.m? You can catch the insurrection on YouTube. President Joe Biden did. “You can’t look at that video and say nothing happened.” Witnesses said the patrons entered in a bad mood and were overheard complaining about the Olympic coverage on Peacock.

Play two. 20 units on the Jays. Hyun Jin Ryu (9-5, 3.44 ERA) throws at Fenway against Eduardo Rodriguez (7-5, 5.23 ERA). E-Rod left his last start after one inning with a migraine. And 10 units on the Tigers. Casey Mize (5-5, ERA 3.63) pitches at home against the O’s Alex Wells (1-0, ERA 4.35).

That air quality alert shifting eastward is from Blake Snell’s outing. Surrendered seven runs over four. Padres lost 10-4 to the A’s. Down -1,103 pendletons.