Trick or treat?

If you are taking the kiddies door-to-door and haven’t decided on a costume, here are this year’s 10 most frightening: 10. Clown; 9. Witch; 8. Freddy Krueger; 7. Michael Myers; 6. Nancy Pelosi; 5. Dr. Fauci; 4. Jerry Jones; 3. Mayor Bill de Blasio; 2. Andrew and/or Chris Cuomo (twins preferred) and 1. Jon “Chucky” Gruden. You’re welcome.

Game 5 is on Halloween night. Unafraid, we will light our jack-o’-lantern, put on our Curtis Sliwa costume (red beret and body cast), grab our bag of Reese’s Pieces and root for the Astros. 40 units.

The last team to beat the Braves in Atlanta? The Mets, 4-3, on Oct. 1. The Bravos are now 7-0 this postseason after coming back to defeat the Astros, 3-2 in Game 4 on Saturday night. Dansby Swanson and Jorge Soler hit back-to-back homers, and now Houston’s back is against the wall. Down -1,111 robzombies.