With El Chapo doing life and his brother El Guano in hiding, El Stitcho would like to wish one and all a happy Cinco de Mayo! … Home is where the heart isn’t. Barclay’s Center is quiet after the Nets and “home sick” Islanders failed to win a single playoff game there.

Building is getting a bad rep which may get worse. Mayor de Blasio is thinking of using Barclays as his presidential campaign headquarters.

Putting the bourbon away and taking the tequila out tonight. Jockeying for position at the top of the NL Central, tThe Cards and Cubs renew their rivalry Sunday at Wrigley. Red Birds send Adam Wainwright to the hill. An inconsistent starter over the past two years, he’s won two in a row, with ample help from the bullpen and Cards bats. Cubs’ Jose Quintana is 3-1 and hasn’t looked this good since he pitched on the south side of Chicago with the Sox. Play 10 units on the Cubbies.

Hey, it HAPPens. J.A. Happ, coming off his best start of the year, made mistakes and paid. CJ Cron and Mitch Garver took him deep and the Twins won handily 7-3. Jake Odorizzi (no runs, two hits, six innings) kept the Yankees B-team lineup off balance. Hot as a jalapeno. Down -72 seabiscuits.