It’s all about the timing. Noah Syndergaard shirts this evening at Citi. Hair hats Saturday. Free MRIs while supplies last.

Happy Cinco de Mayo to all. Treating myself to a Tequila Sunrise on this fifth of May. Deserved. The White Sox’s Derek Holland kept Stitches on the express track — three-hit the powerless Royals over 6 ²/₃ innings Thursday and Chicago cruised to an 8-3 victory. Reached a new season-high of 1,147 chappos.

Changing Sox. The Red Sox leave Boston for the more racially friendly Twin Cities. Though Minnesota has been better than most expected, Eduardo Rodriguez has allowed a single run over his past 12 innings, striking out 16 batters. League is hitting .185 against him. Playing 20 units on the Sawx.