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Someone check in on the Coors Field scoreboard operator.

Things got weird during the Rockies-Astros matchup on Wednesday when the “Game Notes” projected on the ballpark’s scoreboard had nothing to do with baseball, and a lot to do with heartbreak. 

“Using a stethoscope to listen to the heart, cardiologists can detect narrow valves, valve leakage, and/or abnormal rhythm,” the screen read. 

“Don’t bother asking him to check YOUR heart though, Becky. That crushed Titanic sub has more life inside it than that collapsed troll cave you call a chest cavity.” 

Ouch.


  The scoreboard message, from Twitter. Twitter The scoreboard message, from Twitter. Twitter

The reference to the OceanGate Titan submersible that went missing and subsequently imploded in June caught some off guard. 

“Whoever runs the scoreboard at Coors Field is NOT OKAY,” Rockies beat writer Suzie Hunter said on Twitter.

“I feel like we need to hear Becky’s side of the matter,” investigative journalist Lisa Guerrero wrote

Wednesday wasn’t the first time the scoreboard has strayed from baseball stats. 


  Houston Astros shortstop Jeremy Pena, left, tags out Colorado Rockies’ Michael Toglia. AP Houston Astros shortstop Jeremy Pena, left, tags out Colorado Rockies’ Michael Toglia. AP

Twitter user @EuphusTosser posted a compilation of humorous “Game Notes” throughout the season. 

“Most Coloradans experience ‘Sweater Weather’ up to 6 months of the year, starting in early September,” a separate “Game Notes” read. 

“Except my ex-girlfriend, who probably needs a cardigan year-round because of her ice cube of a heart. Seriously, Becky…your insides are so frozen, at this point you should just change your name to Elsa.”

Though much of the buzz Wednesday was about the message on the scoreboard, it wasn’t a night to remember for the Rockies.


  Colorado Rockies starting pitcher Austin Gomber sits in the dugout after giving up three runs in the sixth inning. AP Colorado Rockies starting pitcher Austin Gomber sits in the dugout after giving up three runs in the sixth inning. AP

Colorado lost to Houston, 4-1, splitting a two-game series with the Astros.

Colorado sits last in the NL West, 18 ½ games behind the first-place Dodgers, with a 37-59 record. 

The Rockies will open a three-game series against Miami on Friday, starting a six-game road trip for the squad. 

The Coors Field faithful will likely be awaiting “Becky” updates when the team returns home on July 28 to take on the A’s.

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