Derek Jeter, coming off the worst season of his career, is committed to being the regular shortstop for the Yankees next season.
He’s also made a deal to become a book publisher, in a partnership with Simon & Schuster announced Thursday.
The Jeter Publishing imprint will begin churning out titles in 2014, dabbling in sports and non-sports themes with a mix of books for adults and children.
Here is a lineup of ideas for Jeter to consider:
Lord of the Fly Balls
OK. Also, The Lord of the Rings.
2001: A Base Odyssey
An epic straight out of a Hollywood script. Filled with stars.
The Hunt for Red Sox October
Infinite Jeets
It kinda goes on and on.
Runs and Lovers
Dedicated to Mariah Carey. And Jessica Alba. And Jessica Biel. And Minka Kelly …
One Flew Over the Short Porch
This one’s a home run. The guy’s an institution.
Goodnight Mo
Something for the kids. Last thing before lights out.
A-Rod Shrugged
Heh.
Old Man and the ‘C’
For the Captain. That’s fair.
Gone with the Win
He can only hope.
