Oscar Sunday. The forecast: Four hours of politically correct boredom. Opting for Must Zzzz TV? Spoiler Alert! … Best Actor: Andrew Cuomo. Touchy-feely Gov hid numbers, then bullied his staff to help him with his book. That’s a tough act to follow.

Also-rans: Donald Trump for “the country should be rarin’ to go by Easter.” Gonzaga (had me fooled). And Stitches, what a tired act. … Best Actress: Royally trained Meghan Markle. … Best Supporting Actor: Chris Cuomo. Also-ran: The celebrating Justin Turner for acting like he didn’t have COVID. Doug “Lay Down” Pederson’s final act as Eagles coach. … Best Costume: Fred Flintstone, aka Capitol stormer Jacob “The Viking” Chansley. … Best Supporting Actress: Kamala Harris. Outstanding acting. Nobody could be that excited about Sleepy Joe Biden.

Watching Padres-Dodgers on Sunday. Love L.A., but I trust Dustin “Carrot Top” May like I trust Yu Darvish. And May is a career 1-3 against San Diego. Joe “NoNo” Musgrove struck out 13 Brewers last week. 20 units on the Padres.

Tired act indeed. Pirates 6, Twins 2. Michael “Piñata” Pineda beaten for four runs over four frames. Heavy loss has us at -960 killebrews.