Hondo plunged deeper into the abyss on Saturday when losses with Chicago’s Lovable Losers and LSU boosted the filthy figure to 1,752 munozes.

Sunday: Mr. Aitch hopes he doesn’t miss the boat by not wagering against Noah — 20 units on Jake and the Small Bears. Also, he will ride his NFL Best Bets, plus one — 20 units apiece on the Bengals, Packers, Patriots and Jets.

Before visiting West Point on Wednesday, Bill Clinton stopped into a Dunkin’ Donuts in Newburgh. Rumor has it the former Prez wanted to reiterate his firm conviction that America runs on dunkin’. … A letter from Mozart to a friend reportedly was sold at auction for the ridiculous amount of $217,000. Go Figaro. … Hondo hears the Dodgers have no intention of sitting around and watching the Mets-Cubs series. They’re going to stand around and watch, like they did when Murphy stole third base in Game 5.