The Braves jumped all over the Phillies on Monday, which gave Hondo a second straight victory the raised his earnings to 3,701 schonerts.

Thursday night: Mr. Aitch will huddle up with the Bengwads and drop 20 units on the Dalton Gang to rob the Fish of their will.

The Clintons reportedly have spent $1.2 million renovating their homes in Chappaqua and Washington. Word is much of that went to putting in private entrances for Bubba’s good buddy — the Energizer. … Phil Mickelson, who blamed Tom Watson for the U.S.’s 2014 Ryder Cup loss, on Wednesday pointed a finger at 2004 team captain Hal Sutton for Mickelson’s poor RC performance with Tiger Woods. Is there ever a point when it becomes Phil’s fault for Phil playing poorly? … Just think, if it weren’t for those darn captains, Mickelson would be 42-0 in the Ryder Cup, instead of 16-19-7.